Author Archives: exelsisxax

A Game of Evocation

Throughout Dear Esther, there are numerous illustrations and eventually lines of writing put up on every conceivable (and several inconceivable) surface in luminous premium paint. What are they for? They’re not there to inform a player in the slightest. In … Continue reading

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When the biggest fish in the sea mentions a bigger fish

So, Blizzard herd u liek Pokemons…. So they gave you some! Introduced with the Mists of Pandaria expansion, the pet battle system allows you to collect, train, and then fight using various wild critters that you have poached with the … Continue reading

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Steam sale for stanley parable

The stanley parable is 66% off for the next 19 hours, for a total price of $5.09. A better sale by the time we play it is unlikely to occur.

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Change to World of Warcraft base game

The standard world of warcraft set now includes mists of pandaria. I hope you enjoy your pandas. There’s no escape from them now.

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Bailey’s next speech

It’s weird how a universal society with no barriers at all between individuals can be so easily twisted. The Circle is just going about it in the opposite direction, homogenizing people from individuals by erasing everything that allows space for … Continue reading

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The Ministry of Truth wishes it was on the Circle’s level

The Circle is the Party, overalls optional. “God, I’m sorry,” she said, remembering now. “At five I left campus to get some aloe at this health shop in San Vincenzo. My dad asked for this particular kind of-” “Mae,” Dan … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Internet – brain bleach sold separately

A walking slut cliché saunters across a lawn in the manner that a five legged crab side-shambles rather erringly towards a small patch of greenish detritus. The slimy target that just came out of a cesspool however, is not a … Continue reading

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